Please keep this paper where you can read it at a moments notice: So, do not throw it away or, the little men in white will show up to take you away by 8:05am:

Now, here are a few notes you should make to yourself each morning should you actually forget why you (the idiot) showed up for work today:

So, here are your steps to follow as you sit down at your desk with your trusty computer in front of you.

1.) Take the papers you need out of your folder for the first mornings meeting with all of the wing nuts you will be dealing with for the next eight hours.

2.) Don’t shoot the first nimrod, who has the guts to walk through your office door, before 9:00am to make you lose your place, on what your dumb ass was just beginning to get through your thick head, that you really need to do today.

3.) Keep your invisible Tazer Gun set on 2000 volts at all times so those sleaze bags will never know what hit them; if they even look like they might have a clue what just cheap online Camagra without prescription buy happened? Simply deny, deny, deny; End Of Story:

4.) When they come to, if they come to? Tell them to get their sorry butts up off of the floor because, they are making fools out of themselves. Then tell them to get the hell out of your office until you actually call for them.

5.) Finally, walk around 12.5 mg hydrochlorothiazide in front of your desk, and pick up your phone then throw it in the floor, and jump up, and down on it like a short stop for the Detroit Tigers until you no longer hear the screaming little people in your ears.

6.) Now, you are ready to have a great day at the office. So, take a deep breath, and just pretend amoxil that everyone has a brain in their heads, and they are going to use them today.

7.) Now, don’t you feel so much better yourself after that little talk you just had with that higher power you call self? You finally got it all out of your system, and no one will have to dial 1-1-9, and ask them to send the 2 medics to take you away today.

8.) So, all in all you should feel rather great by 8:06am!!!

9.) Be sure, and thank the Gods or, whatever you see out in the Zone each morning with one eye open as you sit down at your desk. Be thankful for your own humor as it may save someone’s life, and they didn’t even know their name was on your hit list. Just thank Jeeeezus for keeping you from hurting anyone’s feelings today. Of course, they haven’t come through your door yet. And, please bless, and protect the stupid muck up that dares to challenge you today as well. Amen:

10.) Now, you are truly ready to begin another day at the office, and you even have a smile on your face for all of your co-workers, that will be fading fast as you see them coming down the isle toward you as you write this: Take notice of the time now!! 8:07am

God Bless America, and the Pygmies in New Guinea too: Thank You Larry The Cable Guy For The Line Pygmies In New Guinea:

Yours In Kind:  The Mo, and Bek Show Gals:

Rebbekah White and Ramona Payne

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